Daniel Allen 
Saturday, February 13th, 2010
Keeping with the Valentine’s Day quote theme, here are a few more hilarious Facebook status updates for you! Short and sweet!
…require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
…believes that women are cursed… and men are the proof!
…figured out that it’s the women with pasts that interest men… they hope [...]
Daniel Allen Thursday, February 11th, 2010
…is wondering why in the world a chubby toddler with a weapon was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day!?!
…’s girlfriend came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Wii.
…know what I gave my significant other for Valentine’s Day this year?…. HOGS and Kisses!
…forGOT [...]
Daniel Allen Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
…just had the worst nightmare! It started with: “Do you, Gilbert Gottfried, take this woman, Fran Drescher, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
…just woke up from a moment of delirium to find myself kissing the hula girl tattoo on the bicep of the bar’s bouncer… again!
…is astonished by how adorable I am!
…got a ticket to [...]
Daniel Allen Sunday, February 7th, 2010
…consulted his magic eight ball for help with girls… it said ask again later… and then gave up and exploded.
…loves valentine’s day… where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
♥ ♥ May the love u share b as timeless as the tides & as deep as the sea… ♥ ♥
…wants Cupid to stay away [...]
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