Monday, June 14th, 2010…has discovered that alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, careers…
…figures that the trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
…believes that the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get [...]
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 Here are 10 more for the collection. Enjoy! …Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”.  Here is a collection of some funny Facebook Status updates that will get people to smile and should get quite a few comments as well! …figured out why it’s so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking… because those men already have boyfriends!!  …’s mother may have had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it!  If you’ve noticed a sudden dearth of avocados, limes, Corona Extras and Jose Cuervo at your local grocery store over the past couple of days, don’t panic — no one is conspiring against you. Instead, your neighbors are simply stocking up to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, a holiday celebrated in Mexico and all over the [...]  …once heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare… but now, thanks to the Internet, we all know this is not true at all!  For those of us that looked up our family tree only to find out that we were the sap or that three dogs were using it, then here is a collection of Facebook Status updates from the late great comedian Rodney Dangerfield that are right up your alley! Guaranteed to get a chuckle for those [...]  A little sarcasm never hurt anyone right?? Riiiiigght! We all use it… we all love it… and now I’m going to share some of it! So step right up and check out these great Facebook status updates! Umm… that last part wasn’t supposed to be sarcastic… well, anyways… Enjoy! …is learning that while friends may come [...]  In case you didn’t know, April 22 is the 40th anniversary of Earth Day!! Back on April 22, 1970, the first celebration of Earth Day, founded by U.S. senator Gaylord Nelson, was meant to take environmental issues out of the hands of activists and put them in the hands of middle America becoming quite possibly the [...]  …wonders why it is called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is xxx and I am an alcoholic’? |
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