Funny Facebook Statuses Collection

Here are 10 more for the collection. Enjoy!

1. …Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”.
2. …has learned that the right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
3. …finds it amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper!
4. …notices that people tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
5. …wonders: when you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
6. …is trying to figure out why it is called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Soandso and I am an alcoholic’?
7. …has realized that two years ago I married a lovely young virgin… and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her!
8. …believes that life’s like a bird… it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head!
9. …is beginning to think that no one is listening until you fart.
10. …was talking with my neighbor when we saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’