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Here are 10 more for the collection. Enjoy!

…Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”.
…has learned that the right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
…finds it amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper!
…notices that people tend to make [...]

Here is a collection of some funny Facebook Status updates that will get people to smile and should get quite a few comments as well!

…figured out why it’s so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking… because those men already have boyfriends!!
…keeps hearing that the right person will come along… [...]

…once heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare… but now, thanks to the Internet, we all know this is not true at all!
…believes that impotence is just Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
…is learning that experience is what you get when you didn’t [...]