Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
They say that it’s a dog eat dog world out there, so what Facebook status update would be complete without some funny dog statuses?
- …thought it would be fun to put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
- …bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
- …spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.
- …was walking my dog around my building… on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- …believes that doors are what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of!
- …learned that if you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you… this is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- …learned a lot from a dog… like fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- …wishes people would stop accepting their dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that they are wonderful… the people, not the dog!
- …thinks that cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow!
- …feel that dogs should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear!!
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