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Sunday, April 4th, 2010

…learned that back when Judas was paid 30 pieces of silver, it was dirty money and in biblical times a guy who dirty money was condemned… today he gets elected!
…likes those candy Easter eggs, but I want them scrambled!!
…offers this piece of advice: don’t hide Easter eggs inside the house! There will always be that one egg you won’t find… until you notice the purple cockroaches.
…wonders why we always leave cookies and milk out for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad out for the Easter Bunny?
…wonders what the Easter Bunny picks up on his rabbit ears?
…wonders, since eggs become so much more appealing to kids when you color them and hide them, if that would also work for broccoli?
…noticed on Easter that guys tend to hide the Cadbury Creme Eggs where only they can find them!
…believes that Sunday is Easter, a time to celebrate new life with maybe a new outfit, an Easter egg hunt, or just a prayer of Thanksgiving and a warm feeling. And I know somehow, somewhere, before the day is over, I’m gonna consume an entire chocolate bunny!!
…can always tell it’s almost Easter… all the teenagers are coloring their Easter hair!
…is having a hard time explaining to the cat that the Easter basket is NOT a yuppie litter box!!

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