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 For those of us that looked up our family tree only to find out that we were the sap or that three dogs were using it, then here is a collection of Facebook Status updates from the late great comedian Rodney Dangerfield that are right up your alley! Guaranteed to get a chuckle for those [...]  A little sarcasm never hurt anyone right?? Riiiiigght! We all use it… we all love it… and now I’m going to share some of it! So step right up and check out these great Facebook status updates! Umm… that last part wasn’t supposed to be sarcastic… well, anyways… Enjoy! …is learning that while friends may come [...]  In case you didn’t know, April 22 is the 40th anniversary of Earth Day!! Back on April 22, 1970, the first celebration of Earth Day, founded by U.S. senator Gaylord Nelson, was meant to take environmental issues out of the hands of activists and put them in the hands of middle America becoming quite possibly the [...]  …wonders why it is called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is xxx and I am an alcoholic’?  Today is April 15 and if you are from America then you know what that means! Today is Tax Day! Yep… that’s right! Today is the last day for you to file your taxes (without getting an extension of course), and I hope that you have completed your taxes and sent them in so you [...]  …believes that the big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.  …wonders if this rag smell like chloroform to you?  …would just like to say: This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.  I’ve got a real present for you today! A nice collection of humorous and witty “Happy Birthday” Facebook status updates: …was going to send you something sexy for your birthday… but the mailman made me get out of the box.  They say that it’s a dog eat dog world out there, so what Facebook status update would be complete without some funny dog statuses? …thought it would be fun to put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. |
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Monday, April 26th, 2010
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