Saturday, February 13th, 2010
Keeping with the Valentine’s Day quote theme, here are a few more hilarious Facebook status updates for you! Short and sweet!
- …require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
- …believes that women are cursed… and men are the proof!
- …figured out that it’s the women with pasts that interest men… they hope history will repeat itself!
- …thinks that while love may not make the world spin around, it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy.
- …doesn’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon…
- …We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them… We say we love trees, yet we cut them down… And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved…
- …thinks it’s time for their medication!
- …recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!!
- …figures that it’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
- …realized that while you can’t put a price tag on love, you sure can on all its accessories!
I found your site on yahoo and thought I would drop by and say hey. I like the way your blog is set up. I¡¯ll come back later. I have to go walk my dog right now and take them to potty.