Funny Valentines Day Facebook Status Updates
Daniel Allen 
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
- …is wondering why in the world a chubby toddler with a weapon was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day!?!
- …’s girlfriend came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Wii.
- …know what I gave my significant other for Valentine’s Day this year?…. HOGS and Kisses!
- …forGOT you something even better!
- …has a heart on, will you be my valentine?
- …wants to remind you that nothing says “I love you” more than somebody else’s words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
- …roses are red violets are blue, but so are crayons, so who cares?
- …WISHES EVERYONE A HAPPY “MAKE LOVE NOT WAR” DAY!
- …would have sent you some virtual chocolates but he virtually ate them all. Sorry!
- …nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.
Good evening, Happy Valentines Day!!!
you’ve got a great personality.
you have a good sense of humour.