Valentine’s Day Facebook Status Updates

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

…just had the worst nightmare! It started with: “Do you, Gilbert Gottfried, take this woman, Fran Drescher, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
…just woke up from a moment of delirium to find myself kissing the hula girl tattoo on the bicep of the bar’s bouncer… again!
…is astonished by how adorable I am!
…got a ticket to Hawaii for Valentine’s Day… unfortunately it is a bus ticket…
…just had an interesting date… it was just me, my date, and their parole officer!
…got some hanky… but no panky…
…somehow ended up in a Mexican prison!
…just realized that they forgot valentines day!
…wishes everyone a happy Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
…wonders, If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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