
…just had the worst nightmare! It started with: “Do you, Gilbert Gottfried, take this woman, Fran Drescher, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
…just woke up from a moment of delirium to find myself kissing the hula girl tattoo on the bicep of the bar’s bouncer… again!
…is astonished by how adorable I am!
…got a ticket to [...]
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