Humorous Valentine’s Day Facebook Status Updates

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

…consulted his magic eight ball for help with girls… it said ask again later… and then gave up and exploded.
…loves valentine’s day… where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
♥ ♥ May the love u share b as timeless as the tides & as deep as the sea… ♥ ♥
…wants Cupid to stay away this Valentines Day! I’ve already got some explaining to do!! *GULP*
…already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
…says on this Valentines days… Please don’t make me choose between you and porn.
…says there is someone for everyone… but I really wasn’t thinking about you.
…would like to see everyone offering {{{{{VIRTUAL HUGS}}}}} on Valentine’s Day squeezed between the walls of a trash compactor.
…is celebrating Valentine’s Day by watching “In the Company of Men” with a TV dinner and a broad grin… good times!
…feels bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much do flowers cost then?

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