Humorous Valentine’s Day Facebook Status Updates

…consulted his magic eight ball for help with girls… it said ask again later… and then gave up and exploded.
…loves valentine’s day… where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
♥ ♥ May the love u share b as timeless as the tides & as deep as the sea… ♥ ♥
…wants Cupid to stay away [...]