Stormtrooper Facebook Status Updates

Here is a fun collection of what some Stormtrooper’s Facebook status updates might look like:

…just replaced Darth’s lightsaber with a flashlight.
…just switch Vader’s oxygen supply with helium. Only problem is: first one to laugh dies!
…learned a new trick: blame the new admiral for making the mistake that cost you the battle.
…should have warned the tall [...]