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…has been thinking thoughts all his life… and look where that’s got him!
…is getting a tatoo on his chest… of his face! ..yeah! double me up! ..feel it!!!
…is not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
…paved paradise to put up a parking lot.
…will see you on the dark side of the moon.
…still hasn’t found what [...]

…is trying to remember what the “Bad Thing” was…
…gets self conscious even when I’m on my own.
…has got to stop trying to marry everyone.
…could be that happy if he believed a load of rubbish.
…is experiencing the familiar gut-punch of pain and confusion. Hello old friend.
…made a psycho call to the woman I love, kicked a [...]

…is subtlely lowering your expectations in the bedroom.
…is doing excellent shopping today. My depressed state of mind means I am more frugal than ever.
…has done something really really bad, but cannot remember what!
…is free to torture himself, what are you gonna do? Call amnesty?
…is a statue… a dirty filthy statue…
…isn’t made of apples… I hope!
…has [...]

…does not need therapy.
…is not sick, but he’s not well.
…is looking through the other end of the telescope.
…is discovering the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem.
…is out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to party.
…is too hungry to jump!
…is so unhappy, blah blah blah, has just taken a [...]